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Famous and popular humorous quotes...

A man's got to do what a man's got to do.  A womanmust do what he can't.
- Rhonda Hansome

Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.  
- Jennifer Unlimited

The humorous man recognizes that absolute purity, absolute justice, absolute logic and perfection are beyond human achievement and that men have been able to live happily for thousands of years in a state of genial frailty.
- Brooks Atkinson

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
- Caryn Leschen

Behind every successful woman...is a substantial amount of coffee.
- Stephanie Piro

Behind every successful woman...is a basket of dirty laundry.  
- Sally Poe

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says...What is this, a joke?
- Unknown

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything – even poverty - you can survive it.
- Bill Cosby

A sense of humor is the lubricant of life's machinery.                                       
- Unknown