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I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex

--Jack Handey Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live - NBC)


I haven't had sex in eight months. To be honest, I now prefer to go bowling.

--Lil' Kim


Older people exude bundles of sexuality. Older men, and women tend not run around like cats and dogs in heat.

--Jacqueline Bisset


Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old.

--John Ciardi


I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.

--Garry Shandling


Sex lies at the root of life, and we can never learn to reverence life until we know how to understand sex.

--Havelock Ellis


They have to convert our agenda into something aggressive. Two guys wanting to be happy together are invading their marriages. Helping a kid who's getting beaten up at school is promoting homosexuality. If you gave me a million dollars, I wouldn't know how to promote homosexuality. Do I hire Don King?

--Barney Frank U.S. Representative


Defense of Marriage? It's like the old V-8 commercial. As though if this act didn't pass, heterosexual men all over the country would say, [smacking head] 'I could have married a guy!'

--Barney Frank U.S. Representative


same-sex marriages. The name implies that the value of heterosexual marriages goes down once you let homosexuals into the institution There goes the neighborhood. I don't buy this realtor's view of relationships. Gay and lesbian couples who want to wed aren't trying to assail the grounds for marriage. They're trying to share them. If anything, they want to stabilize the gay community.

--Ellen Goodman Syndicated Boston Globe columnist


Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts

--Jeff Foxworthy


Writing is a lot like sex. At first you do it because you like it. Then you find yourself doing it for a few close friends and people you like. But if you're any good at end up doing it for money.



Everyone probably thinks that I'm a raving nymphomaniac, that I have an insatiable sexual appetite, when the truth is I'd rather read a book.

--Madonna (1958-) US singer, actress in Q Magazine (London), Jun 1991.


Surfing on the Internet is like sex; everyone boasts about doing more than they actually do. But in the case of the Internet, it's a lot more.

--Tom Fasulo


Love is a matter of Chemistry, but sex is a matter of Physics



The important thing in acting is to be able to laugh and cry. If I have to cry I think of my sex life. If I have to laugh, I think of my sex life

--Glenda Jackson


Sex is a flame which uncontrolled may scorch; properly guided,

it will light the torch of eternity.

--Joseph Fetterman


In public school systems across the country, they're indoctrinating kids to be 'sexual' under the guise of protecting them, when you know that's not true. I think it is indoctrination for left-wing agendas.

--Dr. Laura Schlessinger


Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please!

--Austin Powers


Ann Landers said that you are addicted to sex if you have sex more than 3 times a day, and that you should seek professional help. I have news for Ann Landers: The only way I am going to get sex 3 times a day

is if I seek professional help.

--Jay Leno


Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good.

--Lora Brody, author of Growing Up on the Chocolate Diet


My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.

--Steve Jobs, founder of Apple Computers


Sex is a body-contact sport. It is safe to watch but more fun to play.

--Thomas Szasz, M.D.


Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.

--Jackie Onassis


Sex is a discovery.

--Fannie Hurst


Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.

--M. C. Reed


Sex is unclean, not because of the pleasure, but because of the suffering it brings.

--Theodore Roeszak


Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, you probably won't either.



Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go.



Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.



Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.



Sex is an emotion in motion.

--Mae West


Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'.



Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course in the menu.

--Mary Day Winn


You know "that look" women get when they want sex?


Me neither.

--Steve Martin


Having sex is like playing bridge.


If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

--Woody Allen


Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

--Rodney Dangerfield


There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.

--Lynn Lavner


Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

--Camille Paglia


Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.

--Sharon Stone


Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

--Tiger Woods


My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

--Jack Nicholson


Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

--Barbara Bush


Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

--Billy Crystal


According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.

--Robert De Niro


There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?

--Dustin Hoffman


There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.

--Jerry Seinfeld


Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.

--Rod Stewart


See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis,

and only enough blood to run one at a time.

-- Robin Williams


Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

--Swami X


Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.

--Andy Warhol


Sex is hardly ever just about sex.

--Shirley MacLaine


Sex is the ersatz or substitute religion of the 20th Century.

--Malcolm Muggeridge


Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation - the other eight are unimportant.

--Henry Miller



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